CORPORATE LESSON # 1=
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who found this small genie bottle. When they=
rubbed the bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys had released =
him
out of the bottle, he said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I wil=
l give each of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shou=
t What you want the pool of water to become, then
your wish will come true."
The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted WI=
NE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman w=
as so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA"=
and immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted, "BEER". He was so=
contented with his beer pool.
The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he=
steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted, "SH*=
* !!!!!!!........."
MORAL OF THE STORY: Mind your language; you never know what it will land y=
ou in.
CORPORATE LESSON # 2
A young executive was leaving the office at 6 PM when he found the CEO sta=
nding in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.<=
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"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and impor=
tant document and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"=
;
"Certainly, Sir" said the young executive. He turned the machine=
on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.
"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared in=
side the machine."I just need one copy."<=
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MORAL OF THE STORY: Never, never assume that your BOSS knows everything.
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