CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Gal= axy Kholi . May I have your..."

Customer: "Hello, can I order.."

Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose c= ard number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold........ ..on...= .. .889861356102049 998-45-54610"

Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 43rd Floor, Akask= View Apt, = Cantt Road, ........ = ;
Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?

Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."

Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical recor= ds, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"

Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes"
from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator : "That should be enough for your = family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs2249.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"=

Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us c= ash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs10,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.&qu= ot;

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbour= hood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the rec= ords, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas,= I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it on your scooter.. ."

Customer: " What!"

Operator : "According to the details in sys= tem, you own a Lambretta 1969 Vintage
Scooter,...registration number USE 8999..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?&quo= t;

Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free <= br> bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator : "We normally would Sir, but base= d on your records you're
also diabetic.... ... "

Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^

Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 11th Nov 1986 you were convicted for using abusive language on a policeman who stopped you for driving through a one way, in fact you were driving a 1973 Ambassador bearing registeration number UTD 4267.......

Customer: [Faints]