Good one .worth reading.
 
 
 
 
Tamils are always proud to be Tamizhs; Pretty courteous (that is what they 
think, at least!).They speak yenglish but sorry, no indi(Hindi). The more 
common Madarasi (chennaisi...,now?)is an ardent fan of kireeket 
matches.Their counterparts in Bombay think they live in America but 
speak Hinglish like ...are you sure ki Sujata aa rahi hai ya Ill go 
akela!"And they take great pride in making stupid mistakes in Hindi Grammar. The 
BEST hypocrites in the world.Thamizhs, are verrry lecky to have 
"simble"neighbours in the keralites who are a komblex race of peoblle 
(they migrated around 2000 B.C. from the middle east, I guess; and now even 
the Sheikhs feel wary of them) but they have excellent GK , eat a lot of 
chooclyte and own 99.998765% of tyre shops in the world and form 99% of 
nursing community.
 
Not far begind the kerals is the telugu desam, who are totally 
againesht flaunting their wealthu to the woruldu, though they occasionally come 
out withu brick red shirtsu and parrot green pantsu with pleetsu 
(fleet).Worustu,no?! But they (think) are greatu in CICSu,Microsu and 
COBOLu!Generally sane peoplesu (and so you can always findu them 
judgingu, probhingu, queschioningu othersu ...)
 
The Canadians, excuse me, the Kannadigas aor (are) the coolest lat 
dobun south but if there is political unrest in Hersogovnia oare (or) an 
ebola virus outbreak in Zaire, they bash up the Tamils in Karnataka. Cauvery 
very bad! When it comes to Rajkumar (actor), if a fly sits on his nose, 
theyll burn the entire city of Benglore to kill the fly! To hell with Silicon 
valley! I-ron, firshtu, girlu, Lasht Bussu, roadu, crickeatu, filamu 
are some of their favourites.
 
Maharashtrians are a conservative, confused,complex lot-kar. -Kar, that 
is because gavasakar, tendulkar,bahulkar,.. confused that is because 
sitting in southern part of India they would ask the other person "are you from 
Maharashtra or from south India..?" and genuinely wonder why the other 
person takes some time to answer the question.They like the principles 
of pheejix and their favourite character in the alphabet is Zay (god knows 
where that came from). Although soft, peace loving people but they 
elect the shivsena to rule them.
 
And right there next to the Maharashtrians are the Gujjubhais. They 
like to keep kes in the benk and their favourite past time is eating snakes 
like paav bhaji, masala papad and pijja at the local snake bar. They
gobble down palak sev like their life depends on it and believe in the 
brotherhood and sisterhood of man and woman(everybody is a bhai or a ben).
 
If you go further eesht, you land uf Udissa- the land of irron 
(runsilent) where sombalpuroa and Bhubaneshbara are big towns. The people are bery 
cordial and if you are Vikram they bill soorly ask you B or Bhe. They 
do not sout, sam or soot but occasnally bawsh their phace at the wasbashin. 
James Bond Mohanty in our colleze had a roll nomber jero,jero,sebhen.
 
Bengalees are bery bery similor, but or bery proud oph Subas 
ChondroBoash and Shoatyojit Roy (I used to know a director by name Satyajit Ray who 
was also pretty good) and everybody is Xda. I used to havbe a friend1 by 
name. Dada. Wonder...never mind. Bot I most conphess, Roshgollas are bery 
goooood, tho!Bihari kids are supposed to be the smartest kids in India (if not 
in the universe!). How we wish they grow up the same way,...but... And 
Biharees are bery phond of Laloo and Ranchi, ka isse bhadiya tumre pass kooch hai, 
kaa?! 
 
spit spit..UPites and MPites are busy going to ischool and istudying 
metals to make lots of ishteel. Punjabis are very sweet and aggressive 
and offerRotti Shotti Khayega! to which I once replied No. He said Tage
 itu,yaar!By Godu!Surjeetu, what happenedu, oi?!. Then of course,
everybodys a paappe or a kaakke. Thats Pnjab for you.
 
And Kashmir (called Cashmir by many, may be becauseof the 
amount ofcash spent to keep it in India)?!? I know Roja (or Roza?)
was shot (I mean filmed) somewhere nearby...
But at the end of the day, wherever you are in the
world, whether it is in Sunnyvale, CA;Birmingham,UK;
UmmAl Quwain, UAE or Serangoon Road,Singapore, ask
them who they are and youll get just one answer -
INDIANS
 
 
Swaminathan/C
 
Contributed by Shri N. Krishnamurthi, FA&CAO/SCR.