Salary Theorem

(From MOVE – The House Journal of National Engineering Industries – August 2004 issue)

Eveyone knows the Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can Never Ever earn as much as businessmen, politicians and actors easily make. This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation.

The equation rests on two postulates:

Postulate No 1 : Knowledge is Power

Postulate No 2 : Time is Money

Given that :

Power = Work / Time

And because

Knowledge = Power

Time = Money

Therefore we have

Knowledge = Work / Money

We can now easily obtain:

Money = Work = Knowledge

So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of value attributed to work, even if the value of work is small.

On the contrary, when Knowledge goes towards infinity, Money goes towards zero even of the value of work is high.

The evident conclusion:

The Less You Know, The More Money You Definitely Make.

Those of you who have had difficulty following this Salary Equation must make a lot of money!

- Siddharth Sultania

- s/o Shri Anil Sultania, Sales Dept.