The next time your boss praises you….. here is what he/she means:

q Outgoing personality : Always out of the office

q Great presentation skills : Can fool people

q Good communication skills : Spends a lot of time on phone

q Exceptionally well-qualified : Made no major blunders yet

q Independent worker : Nobody knows what he/she does

q Quick thinking : Offers plausible excuses

q Careful thinker : Won’t make a decision

q Uses logic on difficult jobs : Gets someone else to do them

q Expresses himself/herself well : Speaks English

q Meticulous attention to detail : A nitpicker

q Exceptionally good judgement : Lucky

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