EACH PROFESSION UNTO
ITSELF!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO AN ACCOUNTANT WHO ATTEMPTS A MEDICAL ENTRANCE
TEST-
QUESTION ANSWER
ANTIBODY - against
everybody
ARTERY - the
study of fine paintings
BACTERIA - back
door to a cafeteria
BENIGN - what
you be after you be eight
BOWEL - letters
like a,e,i,o,u
CAESARIAN SECTION - a district in Rome
CARDIOLOGY - advanced
study of poker playing
CAT SCAN - searching
for lost kitty
CHRONIC - neck
of a crow
COMA - punctuation
mark
CORTIZONE - area
around local courthouse
CYST - short
for sister
DIAGNOSIS - person
with a slanted nose
DILATE - the
late British princess Diana
DISLOCATION - in
this place
DUDENUM - couple
in jeans
ENEMA - not
a friend
FALSE LABOUR - pretending
to work
GENES - blue
denim
GROIN - to
mash to pulp/smile
HERNIA - she
is close by
HYMEN - greeting
to several males
IMPOTENT - distinguished,
well-known
LABOR PAIN - hurt
at work
LACTOSE - person
without
LYMPH - walk
unsteadily
MENOPAUSE - I
no wait
ROBES - small
dressing gowns
OBESITY - city
of Obe
PACEMAKER - winner
of Nobel Peace Prize
PROTEIN - in
favour of teens
PULSE - grain
PUS - small
cat
RED BLOOD COUNT - Dracula
RUPTURE - ecstasy
SECRETION - hiding
anything
SUBCUTANEOUS - not cute enough
SUTURE - Gujarati
for "What do you want"
TABLET - small
table
YOU KNOW THE RESULT
!!!