Voice
mail
Too funny not to share
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Most of us
have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of
our lives. Have you ever wondered
what it would be like if God decided to
install voice mail? Imagine
praying and hearing the following:
Thank you for calling heaven.
For English press 1
For Spanish
press 2
For all other languages, press
3
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Please select one
of the following options:
Press 1 for request
Press 2 for
thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all
others
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I am sorry,
all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right
now. However,
your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the
order it was
received. Please stay on the line.
If you would like to speak to:
God,
press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press
3
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To
find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then enter
his
social security # followed by the pound sign.
(If you receive a negative
response, please hang up and dial area
code
666)
For
reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the numbers, 3
16.
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For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other
planets,
please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.
Our
computers show that you have already been prayed for today, please
hang up
and call again tomorrow.
The office is now closed for the weekend to
observe a religious holiday.
If you are calling after hours and need
emergency assistance, please
contact your local pastor.
Thank you and
have a heavenly day.
Forwarded by
Ms Vijayalakshmi Viswanathan, FC(Rlys)